Weecatquag is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, self-confident bee.

Weecatquag created a strange quark two years ago.

If you believe in Weecatquag, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Weecatquag, he will turn you into an amoeba.

Weecatquag's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Weecatquag's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Weecatquag loves pigs, so they must be honoured.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Do not eat parsnips.