Cissbimfutkipgatlimbod is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, staggering otter.

Cissbimfutkipgatlimbod created the Small Magellanic Cloud three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cissbimfutkipgatlimbod, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Cissbimfutkipgatlimbod, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Cissbimfutkipgatlimbod's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Cissbimfutkipgatlimbod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Do not wear aluminium on your body.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Never bounce in the presence of manatees.