Xuckwod is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, temperamental parrot.

Xuckwod created the Andromeda Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Xuckwod, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Xuckwod, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Xuckwod's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Xuckwod's Holy Commandments

1. Always help doves.

2. Always wear brown.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Xuckwod.

5. Mice are unholy and should not be approached.