Cim is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, generous swan.

Cim created the Small Magellanic Cloud five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cim, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Cim, he will throw large rocks at you.

Cim's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Cim's Holy Commandments

1. Gulls are not to be trusted.

2. You must never eat parsnips.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Cim.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.