Fensissugwonvad Jabfetwee is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, omniscient wyvern.

Fensissugwonvad Jabfetwee created life seven million years ago.

If you believe in Fensissugwonvad Jabfetwee, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Fensissugwonvad Jabfetwee, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Fensissugwonvad Jabfetwee's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Fensissugwonvad Jabfetwee's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. You must love Fensissugwonvad Jabfetwee.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Never sing in holy places.