Gessnuttfob is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, happy ant.

Gessnuttfob created Europe eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gessnuttfob, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Gessnuttfob, she will not care.

Gessnuttfob's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Gessnuttfob's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Never look at stars.

3. Never eat gooseberries.

4. Put Gessnuttfob first in all things.

5. Respect your elders.