Dibjapved is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, strong crow.

Dibjapved created carbon eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dibjapved, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Dibjapved, it will boil you in a big pot.

Dibjapved's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Dibjapved's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Do not drink water in red rooms.

3. Hide from orange otters for they are unholy.

4. Do not sing in public.

5. Worship no other gods but Dibjapved.