Honbomnak is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, merciful fox.

Honbomnak created the Sunflower Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Honbomnak, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Honbomnak, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Honbomnak's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Honbomnak's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the south.

2. Foxes are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.