Flyarmnart is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, unthinking zebra.

Flyarmnart created a down quark twelve years ago.

If you believe in Flyarmnart, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Flyarmnart, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Flyarmnart's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Flyarmnart's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Do not trade with those who eat parsnips.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.
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