Fityoksas is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, unfair coyote.

Fityoksas created Mount Everest six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fityoksas, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Fityoksas, it will not invite you to parties.

Fityoksas' most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Fityoksas' Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Feed all hungry capybaras.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.