Lidbudraw is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, blissful dragonfly.

Lidbudraw created Asia two years ago.

If you believe in Lidbudraw, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Lidbudraw, he will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Lidbudraw's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Lidbudraw's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your arms brown.

2. Never hurt cats.

3. Never talk about comets.

4. Do not eat beans.

5. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.