Zodfabdob Won is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, fast jaguar.

Zodfabdob Won created the Large Magellanic Cloud six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zodfabdob Won, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Zodfabdob Won, it will destroy your home planet.

Zodfabdob Won's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Zodfabdob Won's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Zodfabdob Won.

2. Porpoises are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Do not take Zodfabdob Won's name in vain.

4. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

5. Do not dye your hair orange.