Pinkapjadflis is a god.
He takes the form of a massive, capable
fly.
Pinkapjadflis created humanity five quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Pinkapjadflis, he will celebrate by creating some universes.
If you do not believe in
Pinkapjadflis, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.
Pinkapjadflis' most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.
Pinkapjadflis' Holy Commandments1. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.
2. Do not drink water in white rooms.
3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.
4. Erect four titanium sculptures of Pinkapjadflis on top of important buildings.
5. Never eat aubergines.