Dobfidgid is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, moody gnu.

Dobfidgid created the Sunflower Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dobfidgid, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Dobfidgid, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Dobfidgid's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Dobfidgid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Never wear orange skirts.

3. Never eat nuts.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Always take life seriously.