Venkonomt Raphapmit is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, resourceful manatee.

Venkonomt Raphapmit created the world three million years ago.

If you believe in Venkonomt Raphapmit, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Venkonomt Raphapmit, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Venkonomt Raphapmit's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Venkonomt Raphapmit's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Venkonomt Raphapmit's priests.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate ducks.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Run away from pink turtles, for they are unholy.

5. Never hurt horses.
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