Bushencen is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, uncaring crocodile.

Bushencen created a strange quark eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bushencen, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Bushencen, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Bushencen's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Bushencen's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Do not shave your chest.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.