Bushencen is a god.
He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, uncaring
crocodile.
Bushencen created a strange quark eight thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Bushencen, he will ignore you.
If you do not believe in
Bushencen, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.
Bushencen's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.
Bushencen's Holy Commandments1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.
2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.
3. Do not chop down trees.
4. Do not shave your chest.
5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.