Hanragbigpindotyok is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, deceitful sheep.

Hanragbigpindotyok created the solar system seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hanragbigpindotyok, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Hanragbigpindotyok, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Hanragbigpindotyok's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Hanragbigpindotyok's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about planets.

2. Never eat lentils.

3. Run away if eight manatees approach from the west.

4. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.