Pangjatkan is a god.

She takes the form of a large, thoughtless armadillo.

Pangjatkan created the Whirlpool Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pangjatkan, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Pangjatkan, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Pangjatkan's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Pangjatkan's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate dogs.

2. You must love Pangjatkan.

3. Worship no other gods but Pangjatkan.

4. Do not dye your hair white.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.