Quillnadcan is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, proud shark.

Quillnadcan created the Cigar Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Quillnadcan, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Quillnadcan, he will turn you into a dog.

Quillnadcan's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Quillnadcan's Holy Commandments

1. Always help capybaras.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. You must pray to Quillnadcan four times a day.

4. Quillnadcan loves pigs, so they must be respected.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.