Quillnadcan is a god.
He takes the form of a very fat, proud
shark.
Quillnadcan created the Cigar Galaxy four years ago.
If you believe in
Quillnadcan, he will approve.
If you do not believe in
Quillnadcan, he will turn you into a dog.
Quillnadcan's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.
Quillnadcan's Holy Commandments1. Always help capybaras.
2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.
3. You must pray to Quillnadcan four times a day.
4. Quillnadcan loves pigs, so they must be respected.
5. Always pray in complete darkness.