Misappwik is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, impressive troll.

Misappwik created the planet Saturn four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Misappwik, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Misappwik, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Misappwik's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Misappwik's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about gravity.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Misappwik.

3. Do not drink water in brown rooms.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Always help snakes in need.
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