Hatbensin is a god.
She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, stupid
alligator.
Hatbensin created Asia three billion years ago.
If you believe in
Hatbensin, she will give you the power of flight.
If you do not believe in
Hatbensin, she will destroy your home solar system.
Hatbensin's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.
Hatbensin's Holy Commandments1. Hide from red dogs for they are unholy.
2. Do not kill bats.
3. Never write about black holes.
4. Always pray in complete darkness.
5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.