Dabhiggig is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, unjust mouse.

Dabhiggig created time and space seven million years ago.

If you believe in Dabhiggig, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Dabhiggig, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Dabhiggig's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Dabhiggig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Dabhiggig.

3. You must never eat parsnips.

4. Badgers are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.