Gabgednurt is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, unsympathetic giraffe.

Gabgednurt created the solar system nine million years ago.

If you believe in Gabgednurt, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Gabgednurt, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Gabgednurt's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Gabgednurt's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Do not kill bats.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. You must pray to Gabgednurt eight times a day.
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