Legpasbam is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, dishonest hamster.

Legpasbam created a strange quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Legpasbam, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Legpasbam, he will destroy your home planet.

Legpasbam's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Legpasbam's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear red.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate mites.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Hide from purple bats for they are unholy.

5. Erect five silver sculptures of Legpasbam on top of important buildings.