Misnigtarp is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, passionate gnu.

Misnigtarp created carbon two million years ago.

If you believe in Misnigtarp, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Misnigtarp, he will turn you into a sheep.

Misnigtarp's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Misnigtarp's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Do not eat garlic.

3. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

4. Do not hurt cats.

5. Run away from red mites, for they are unholy.