Dam is a god.
It takes the form of a giant, egotistical
crow.
Dam created tapeworms two trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Dam, it will grant you five wishes.
If you do not believe in
Dam, it will destroy your home solar system.
Dam's most sacred site is Katteri in India.
Dam's Holy Commandments1. Frogs are not to be trusted.
2. Never eat bark.
3. Do not stand on grass.
4. Show mercy to disobedient children.
5. Erect nine copper sculptures of Dam on top of important buildings.