Gebstafpangyartgunlental is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, emotional swallow.

Gebstafpangyartgunlental created oxygen nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Gebstafpangyartgunlental, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Gebstafpangyartgunlental, he will destroy your favourite star.

Gebstafpangyartgunlental's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Gebstafpangyartgunlental's Holy Commandments

1. Always help mice in need.

2. Feed all hungry eagles.

3. Do not drink water in pink rooms.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Never play with disobedient children.