Cundancip is a god.
It takes the form of an extremely fat, thoughtless
cobra.
Cundancip created the planet Earth eight quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Cundancip, it will grant your every wish.
If you do not believe in
Cundancip, it will throw large rocks at you.
Cundancip's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.
Cundancip's Holy Commandments1. Never talk about galaxies.
2. Never pour water over plants.
3. Never play with disobedient children.
4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.
5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate aardvarks.