Cundancip is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, thoughtless cobra.

Cundancip created the planet Earth eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cundancip, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Cundancip, it will throw large rocks at you.

Cundancip's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Cundancip's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about galaxies.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate aardvarks.