Vegcabran Sitdossyarplimfembisstip is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, unselfish penguin.

Vegcabran Sitdossyarplimfembisstip created a top quark five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vegcabran Sitdossyarplimfembisstip, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Vegcabran Sitdossyarplimfembisstip, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Vegcabran Sitdossyarplimfembisstip's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Vegcabran Sitdossyarplimfembisstip's Holy Commandments

1. Grasshopers are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Vegcabran Sitdossyarplimfembisstip must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

5. Do not listen to music.