Geptannil is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, awe-inspiring weasel.

Geptannil created the planet Venus three million years ago.

If you believe in Geptannil, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Geptannil, she will laugh at you.

Geptannil's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Geptannil's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Never feed garlic to grasshopers while wearing mauve kilts.

3. Do not shave your chest.

4. Never wear brown trousers.

5. Do not speak about peas.