Budyarlnur is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, duplicitous centaur.

Budyarlnur created Mount Everest seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Budyarlnur, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Budyarlnur, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Budyarlnur's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Budyarlnur's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your feet blue.

2. Budyarlnur loves horses, so they must be respected.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate porpoises.

4. Always make sure there are no ducks in a room before entering it.

5. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.
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