Hasligapp is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, selfish coyote.

Hasligapp created the Virgo Supercluster eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hasligapp, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Hasligapp, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Hasligapp's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Hasligapp's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate tortoises.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. You must love Hasligapp.

4. Never wear purple shorts.

5. Do not covet oxen.