Hasligapp is a god.
It takes the form of a corpulent, selfish
coyote.
Hasligapp created the Virgo Supercluster eight trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Hasligapp, it will smite all your enemies.
If you do not believe in
Hasligapp, it will turn you into a blue tit.
Hasligapp's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.
Hasligapp's Holy Commandments1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate tortoises.
2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.
3. You must love Hasligapp.
4. Never wear purple shorts.
5. Do not covet oxen.