Nigdudapp is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, intelligent cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Nigdudapp created carbon four billion years ago.

If you believe in Nigdudapp, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Nigdudapp, he will turn you into an amoeba.

Nigdudapp's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Nigdudapp's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Do not dye your hair pink.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Put Nigdudapp first in all things.

5. Do not stand on grass.