Dumflisabdodcussgupbitfat is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, generous aardvark.

Dumflisabdodcussgupbitfat created the world five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dumflisabdodcussgupbitfat, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Dumflisabdodcussgupbitfat, it will turn you into a duck.

Dumflisabdodcussgupbitfat's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Dumflisabdodcussgupbitfat's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry moths.

2. Dumflisabdodcussgupbitfat must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Never think ill of sick dogs.

5. Always wear indigo.