Wipmidsis Flymapfly is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, kind monkey.

Wipmidsis Flymapfly created the planet Saturn eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wipmidsis Flymapfly, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Wipmidsis Flymapfly, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Wipmidsis Flymapfly's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Wipmidsis Flymapfly's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat gooseberries.

2. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate gulls.

5. Always look after injured snails.