Mumkarbimvol is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, dishonourable dove.

Mumkarbimvol created an atom nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mumkarbimvol, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Mumkarbimvol, she will turn you into a dog.

Mumkarbimvol's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Mumkarbimvol's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear purple clothing.

2. Never write about gravity.

3. Never go into gray rooms.

4. Always make sure there are no sheep in a room before entering it.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Mumkarbimvol.