Jendundun is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, awesome gorilla.

Jendundun created viruses four billion years ago.

If you believe in Jendundun, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Jendundun, she will send two she bears to sort you out.

Jendundun's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Jendundun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Jendundun loves foxes, so they must be honoured.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.