Naringnill is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, awesome bear.

Naringnill created the cosmos three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Naringnill, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Naringnill, it will send you a sign.

Naringnill's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Naringnill's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about planets.

2. Naringnill must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Never look at black holes.

4. Always make sure there are no swans in a building before entering it.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.