Fitcabhat is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, clever lion.

Fitcabhat created a photon nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fitcabhat, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Fitcabhat, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Fitcabhat's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Fitcabhat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill tapirs.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate whales.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Fitcabhat.

4. Never talk about cell theory.

5. Do not shave your legs.