Fadrawcan is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, egotistical donkey.

Fadrawcan created the Large Magellanic Cloud seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Fadrawcan, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Fadrawcan, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Fadrawcan's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Fadrawcan's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Fadrawcan.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Fadrawcan must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Always look after injured shrews.