Pasged is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, calm hamster.

Pasged created the planet Mars nine million years ago.

If you believe in Pasged, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Pasged, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Pasged's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Pasged's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Do not drink water in turquoise rooms.

3. Do not dye your hair pink.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.