Sitrottom is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, unthoughtful snake.

Sitrottom created light four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sitrottom, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Sitrottom, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Sitrottom's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Sitrottom's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Sitrottom.

2. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.

4. Do not take Sitrottom's name in vain.

5. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.