Fombidhad is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, humorless rhinoceros.

Fombidhad created the Sol system eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fombidhad, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Fombidhad, it will curse you with boils.

Fombidhad's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Fombidhad's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Erect seven lead sculptures of Fombidhad on top of important buildings.

3. You must pray to Fombidhad nine times a day.

4. Always make sure there are no frogs in a room before entering it.

5. Do not take Fombidhad's name in vain.