Rapwodbep is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, boastful jackal.

Rapwodbep created gold seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rapwodbep, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Rapwodbep, it will turn you into a snail.

Rapwodbep's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Rapwodbep's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Rapwodbep must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Do not dye your hair gray.

4. Erect four aluminium sculptures of Rapwodbep on top of important buildings.

5. Geese are not to be trusted.