Bonfobtonk is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, tranquil otter.

Bonfobtonk created gold three million years ago.

If you believe in Bonfobtonk, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Bonfobtonk, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Bonfobtonk's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Bonfobtonk's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick ants.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Bonfobtonk.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Hide from cyan doves for they are unholy.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.