Dancutnulnulbug is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, staggering yak.

Dancutnulnulbug created the Large Magellanic Cloud seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Dancutnulnulbug, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Dancutnulnulbug, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Dancutnulnulbug's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Dancutnulnulbug's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Hide if eight rats approach from the east.

3. Do not shave your head.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.