Yoghitmit is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, witless dragonfly.

Yoghitmit created the Black Eye Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yoghitmit, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Yoghitmit, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Yoghitmit's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Yoghitmit's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about nebulae.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Pray towards the east.

4. Always help porpoises in need.

5. Never write about the weak nuclear force.