Artdidton is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, pitiless mink.

Artdidton created oxygen two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Artdidton, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Artdidton, he will be very unhappy.

Artdidton's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Artdidton's Holy Commandments

1. Never laugh near bats.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate grasshopers.

3. Always make sure there are no frogs in a room before entering it.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Put Artdidton first in all things.