Damniblen is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, ruthless crocodile.

Damniblen created snails six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Damniblen, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Damniblen, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Damniblen's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Damniblen's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at galaxies.

2. You must love Damniblen.

3. Never write about amino acids.

4. Damniblen loves frogs, so they must be honoured.

5. Always obey Damniblen's priests.