Nurlcanlist is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, cheerful donkey.

Nurlcanlist created light six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nurlcanlist, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Nurlcanlist, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Nurlcanlist's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Nurlcanlist's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat hamsters with great respect.

2. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

3. Never wear scarves.

4. Always help sick doves.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.